Once again, the past week consisted of celebrities doing things. It always shocks me to learn they can do more than stand there and absorb camera flashes. But anyway, this is what they did and you can find the photographic proof at the bottom of the post.
Isla Fisher, who is probably the funniest girl on Earth, wasn't really funny at all walking down the street in Los Angeles.
Some of you may know that Jennifer Connelly, in my eyes, is the hottest woman ever. So it's been a depressing morning after seeing these images where she looks way too much like a dude in a late 80s band.
Jessica Alba was seen in West Hollywood yesterday, and I've decided if my life ever gets to a point where people photograph me carrying a box, I'm killing myself.
Oh look, Katy Perry stumbled out of a psychiatric ward. Get your camera.
Kim Kardashian ran some errands in Los Angeles yesterday. And by errands, I mean she went shopping, checked in at the ass implant doctor, and visited sister Kourtney in her cave.
Lauren Conrad knows how to pump gas. First, a plane crashes into the Hudson river and everyone survives, and now this.
We also have Blake Lively on the set of Gossip Girl. You can't see it here, but the rest of the cast hates her for being 6'3" and the only one that matters.
Somehow, some way, Jessica Simpson returned to be extremely hot. She put on a few extra pounds and chins in recent months, so this is nice to see. Not that my opinion would ever matter to her. Not even if there was some sort of apocolpytic scenario where only ignorant morons weren't vaporized, leaving us to survive together.
And that's it. It's Friday, it's 1:30pm...off to the bar I go.
