I'm not sure if I'll ever get over certain events from the last season of "Game of Thrones." I won't name which ones, because I don't want to spoil anything for the ten people that read this blog, but I will admit to being emotionally manipulated. However, I am looking forward to seeing more of Tyrion Lannister and Daenerys Targaryen, two of the best characters on the show. Especially if Tyrion b*tchslaps Joffrey some more.
Amanda Seyfried is looking hotter to me every day... and it's not really because of her looks (which are fine), the main reason why is because she is literally now acting like a porn star. She was in West Hollywood last night filming scenes for the biopic about 70’s porn-star Linda Lovelace. I know nothing about biopics about porn stars, but I assume that you are going to see some people doing it, so that's a plus. Yay, sex!
It appears that the Internet has obtained the 911 call placed before Demi Moore was taken to the hospital. It wasn't stress or fatigue that caused the panic, it was the fact that Demi was partying like a freshman in high school: the caller claimed she had too much nitrous oxide (a.k.a., whip-its).
Apparently Demi was having convulsions and was unconscious. I highly doubt this was simply because of doing whip-its, she probably had other drugs in her system that made her body all "OH NOOOOEZ" and spazzy. Records of other drugs in her system have been redacted, which I think is legal speak for "hidden, because it would make Demi seem like an idiot trying to get high."
The "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" star (if you can call her that) Brandi Glanville claimed that she spent an entire week hooking up with Gerard Butler. When photogs finally asked Gerard about the affair, all he had to say was "Who is Brandi Glanville?"
It's entirely possible that Gerard Butler has had sex with far too many people to remember individual names at this point, but it's actually more likely that the stupid reality star was just lying about the hook up so that people would pay attention to her and her poor excuse of a show.
I can't remember if Vanessa Hudgens is the slutty one or if she is the one that lets Justin Bieber pretend he is straight with her. (She and Selena Gomez are twinsies.) But thankfully, it doesn't matter if she is immoral or not, because an Act of God caused her top to fly off in Hawaii. Unfortunately, photographers are slow and stupid.
Even though Paula Deen is a Type 2 diabetic, she won't be stopped from shoveling as much unhealthy food into her gullet as she can! This past Monday, she was on a Celebrity cruise ship hosting her annual "Party-at-Sea" vacation for 400 devoted followers. And when I say 400 devoted followers, I mean 400 people recently diagnosed with diabetes that she is going to sell medication to.
It's probably no surprise to anyone that Kim Kardashian Googles herself. We're all guilty of that, even us nobodies who don't have any results. What is surprising, though, is that Kim Kardashian sets up Google Alerts for her own name. Basically, that means if any news that uses the words "Kim Kardashian" arises, she will be alerted of it. Smart? Maybe, it does let her know who is saying what about her. Self-absorbed? Definitely.
