Five minutes ago, I had no idea who Nathan Followill was, but it turns out he's the drummer for Kings of Leon and people care about that. He just married singer Jessie Baylin. Yeah, don't know her either. But USMag repots:

The only thing about this that makes it blog-worthy is that Scarlett Johansson was there. I think that merits posting some pictures of her at the Mango New Collection Launch Party. Oh, and good luck to that drummer guy and his wife.

Because their rainbow of children and humanitarian efforts along with their acting and modeling careers is not enough, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are getting into the high-end jewelry market. WWD reports:

Ah, there it is. I should've known it would somehow ultimately lead to helping children. These two are helping so many kids that I'm thinking about knocking up some prostitute just to see some of the benefits. It's a solid plan, one of my best.

Kris Allen might not be telling the world that he's gay (like Adam Lambert) or posing on the cover of Rolling Stone (like Adam Lambert), but his album does come out on Tuesday, a week before certain other people (like Adam Lambert). Sources, referring to the above, report his response:

And if it doesn't work out, there's always telling everyone you're gay or possibly being indirectly involved in a murder. Those are always instant attention grabbers that usually lead to stardom. We'll see how it goes.

Some people never know when to quit, and one example of that is Courteney Cox and the producers of the Scream series. Apparently there's going to be a Scream 4, and she's in it. AP reports:

It's like a reunion of washed up actors, hellbent on trying to revive their careers. Anyone who gets into acting should just accept that your career ends at 40 unless you're Clint Eastwood or Mel Gibson or pretty much any other actor we know who is over 40. But if you're a woman, it definitely ends at 40 unless you're Demi Moore or Jennifer Aniston or...nevermind, scratch everything I just said.

...but she won't because she has morals. Vivid Entertainment is offering her a ton of cash for the rights to distribute the racy footage she took of herself for her boyfriend that ultimately cost her the prestigious crown of stupidest blond in California also known as Miss California. According to TMZ:

She should take it. Kim Kardashian did and look at the noble life she's leading. Cameras follow her everywhere except possibly the bathroom although it would be awesome if it followed her there too. I've never seen the show. But anyway, I would take this deal immediately. Of course no one's going to pay to see me in my bedroom under the covers, but if I was a cute blond, I'd be set.

Here's Britney Spears looking like some trashy girl from West Virginia who won a trip to Australia on the Price is Right or Cash Explosion or some other no talent game where people scream incessantly like psychopaths. But anyway, if she would go brunette again, it would go a long way with restoring her cute, innocent image. But then again, maybe this is what she wants kinda like Richard Simmons wants the 70s gay porn star image. To each their own.

Jessica Alba spends most of her days at the park with her kid now that she's a mother, but every once in a while she shows her wild side by putting on a black dress and going to a cocktail party. She's one of the most boring hot celebrities in the world, but I guess it's better than flashing your vajay in the backseat of a car like the trashy types do. Yay for classy, boring girls!