Who Thinks Miley Cyrus is a Lesbian?

I hate to stereotype people and slot them into holes... but it's obviously that Miley doesn't want anything in her slot, because she is acting like some butch lesbian on steroids. Not that there is anything wrong with lesbians, but Miley is parading around town in a strange dominatrix getup, practically begging the public to ask her why. And we know why. (L35B14N!)

12.17.12 at 04:03 PM   

D*mn It Feels Good to Be a Lannister

Much like the clever and charming Tyrion in Game of Thrones, Peter Dinklage is boss. Here he is walking around one of his rescues (he cares about animals, making him even more awesome). I've considered stalking him, but I wouldn't want to have a negative impact on his life.

12.16.12 at 07:09 PM   

Classy Anne Hathaway Flashes Her Crotch at Les Mis Premiere

Nothing says CLASS like displaying your vagina at the premiere of the movie adaptation of one of the most beloved musicals of all time. At the premiere of Les Miserables in NYC, Anne Hathaway slid out of her limo, displaying her nether regions ... and strange bondage boots. Normally, this would please me... but don't you dare taint Les Mis for me, Anne. Don't you dare.

12.16.12 at 06:44 PM   

Strip Clubs Want to Help Lindsay Lohan Out

A strip club in NYC called Scrores is offering to pay off $16,000 of Lindsay Lohan's debt... that is, if she hosts an online chat on their website. And I assume they mean a private "chat." (The quotes means she will be taking off her clothes like a proper webacam girl.) At this point LiLo, it might be worth considering...

12.15.12 at 03:27 PM   

Kristen Stewart Still Dresses Like a Weirdo

Kristen Stewart was at the premiere for On The Road last night... and of course she looked like a total crazy. She was wearing some strange 2 piece jumper with transparent material over it and it just confused my head and my nether regions. If I wanted to feel this conflicted about being attracted to someone, I'd keep dating my underage girlfriend.

12.15.12 at 03:17 PM   

The Duchess of Cambridge Has Been Knocked Up!

Prince Charles has successfully inseminated Kate Middleton? GOOD FORM, OLE CHAP!

St. James's Palace said Monday that the Duchess of Cambridge - formerly known as Kate Middleton - has a severe form of morning sickness and is currently in a London hospital.

The palace said that since the pregnancy is in its "very early stages," the 30-year-old duchess is expected to stay in the hospital for several days and will require a period of rest afterward.

Nothing says fairytale romance like a public pregnancy ensuring there is an heir to the throne.

12.03.12 at 04:30 PM   

The IRS Doesn't Like Lindsay Lohan

Is anyone surprised that Lindsay Lohan owes $233,000 in unpaid taxes from 2009? (No? Whew, good.) I was actually wondering why the IRS hasn't audited her yet, seeing that she is one of those people with a lot of money who is wildly irresponsible and probably has never paid the right amount in taxes. With enough accountants and time, the government can probably find enough money that Lindsay owes to pull California out of the gutter.

12.03.12 at 04:26 PM