Christina Aguilera

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Christina Aguilera.

Real Christina Aguilera Upskirt Pictures Are Here!

I can't believe that these Christina Aguilera naked upskirt pictures actually exist! But hey, I'm not complaining! I've had a crush on Christina since I first saw her years ago on TRL with that whole "Genie in a Bottle" song of hers. Remember that song? When she was talking about how she's a genie and she wants to "rub you the right way" and whatnot... Well, even if you don't remember, I do ... [Full Story]

Christina Aguilera's Pregnant Belly in Marie Claire!

You know, I'm all about celebrating the human body in a natural, pure way... and, surprisingly, I'm okay with pregnant famous chicks putting their half-naked pregnant bodies on the covers of mainstream womens' magazines. However, in her interview with Marie Claire, Christina Aguilera was quick to ruin the beauty of the female body and the miracle of human birth with this nice little statement ... [Full Story]

Christina Aguilera Finally Confirms Her Pregnancy!

Christina Aguilera has finally officially confirmed that she has a massive round orb for a tummy because she got knocked up by her Neanderthal-looking husband, Jordan Bratman (shown above). And all this time I just thought she suddenly became obese in one very specific region of her body. People Magazine reports: In an interview with Glamour magazine, the 26-year-old singer-songwriter, who has ... [Full Story]

Christina Aguilera May Be Expecting Twins!

The New York Daily Mail reports that a reliable source has informed them that Christina Aguilera might have two little babies instead of one swimming around in her uterus. Specifically, The Daily Mail says: Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman could be doubling their family. A reliable source says she's expecting twins." See, I didn't need this mysterious "reliable source" to confirm ... [Full Story]

Christina Aguilera Has Some Nice Market Produce

Christina Aguilera must have spent most of her day at a country fair yesterday, because she's carrying around a pair of the most round, delicious melons I have ever seen. Here's Christina actually going for a medical check-up yesterday. You know, when I was a kid I always wanted to be a fireman. Today, I rescind that statement. I want to be Christina Aguilera's gynecologist. ... [Full Story]

Christina Aguilera Has One Big Human Brewing in Her Stomach

Okay, so we knew this whole pregnancy thing did BIG THINGS for Christina Aguilera and her boobies, but only now do we see the real cause of her massive bust. Why do I have a sudden urge to eat big, juicy, delicious watermelons? Sorry, random thoughts. Irrelevant. Sort of. Anyway, here's Christina out in Brentwood last night getting dinner with her husband Jordan Bratman. He's a ... [Full Story]

Forget That "Bottle," There's a Genie in my PANTS!

Forget about that "genie in a bottle" you're always talking about, Christina. After seeing these cleavage shots, there's a genie in my pants and if you and your funbags come over here and "rub me the right way" he will come out and grant you all that you desire. And by grant you what you desire I clearly mean grant me what I desire. Christina Aguilera was out shopping in Hollywood ... [Full Story]