Heidi Montag

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Heidi Montag.

Heidi and Spencer are Out of Control

If a week went past without Heidi Montag and/or Spencer Pratt doing something completely and utterly retarded, I would first assume they must\'ve died and then if that wasn\'t true, I would be sad. But anyway, the drama surrounding their appearances on \"I\'m a Celebrity...get me out of here!\" is heating up. According to E Online: Were Spencer and Heidi Pratt deprived of food and water for ... [Full Story]

Heidi and Spencer Quit \'I\'m a Celebrity\'

According to sources and commercials on my television last night, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have quit the horrible show, \"I\'m a Celebrity...Get me out of here.\" AP reports: At least twice already, they had quit and un-quit \"I\'m a Celebrity ... Get Me Out of Here!\" But the bratty newlyweds, who star on MTV\'s \"The Hills,\" were seen taking what\'s presumably their final leave on ... [Full Story]

Heidi Montag Might be Annoying But She\'s Hot

Heidi Montag and douchebag boyfriend Spencer Pratt are probably the most annoying two people on the planet. They\'d take pictures standing on a pile of dead Malaria victims if it meant another 15 minutes of fame. But, with that being said, Heidi is ridiculously attractive when Spencer isn\'t around. Don\'t believe me? Check these awesome pictures out. And a video. ... [Full Story]

Idiots

Is there anything these two social retards won\'t do for some quick publicity? If the swine flu turns out to be the pandemic some people fear (it won\'t, so stop hating pigs) and kills 78% of the population, I will fully expect these two to be taking pictures of themselves while standing on a pile of dead bodies. And I\'ll post them. ... [Full Story]

What the Crap? Seriously.

While every other celebrity blogger ripped on Heidi Montag and wished serious illness upon her, I always stood by her and said if she\'d just get rid of Spencer Pratt, she\'d be pretty awesome. She\'s hot, kinda smart, ruthless, and does whatever she wants. But now these latest pictures are just too far. I\'ve had enough of this attention whore. I now wish serious illness upon her. Not really ... [Full Story]

Okay, Someone Stop These Two

I can deal with a girl like Heidi Montag shopping around Los Angeles, acting like an idiot, but not whenever Spencer Pratt\'s douchebaggery is accompanying her, too. Here they are in a furniture store, thinking it would be hilarious to lay on the bed and dirty it up with their dirtiness. We can only hope that their break-up is one of Obama\'s top priorities. ... [Full Story]

Give It Up Already

Two posts in a row showing blonde famous girls trying to do something they just can\'t do. First Brooke trying to pole dance and now Heidi trying (again) to sing. These two need to face the fact that the only way they\'re gonna make any money is showing their boobs. Well, Brooke could beat up homeless people and sell their paper sacks as novelty items on Ebay. But Heidi, she should give up ... [Full Story]

Heidi Montag Still Hasn\'t Gone Away

If you\'re wondering how Heidi Montag is managing to stay relatively famous, the picture above might be a good indicator. But anyway, this past weekend, Heidi hosted a Valentine\'s Day party at a nightclub called Pure. Since I can look past her sleaziness and lies and manipulation and horrific boyfriend and pretty much everything else about her to see her for the boobs that she has, I wish I ... [Full Story]

Okay, Enough Already

After going out by herself recently, prompting me to post about said event, Heidi Montag just stepped up her retardation with some new images. She seems to be getting some kind of MMA or Karate or Tae Kwon Do training. I don\'t know anything about martial arts or anything physical really, so it might not be any of those. Either way, she has to stop. And there\'s no way you can flip that big ... [Full Story]

Heidi Montag is Much Better Alone

For the first time in about 3 years, Heidi Montag was by herself. That is, Spencer Pratt wasn\'t in the shots or 3 feet outside of the shot stealing from a crippled, homeless man. Granted, she still managed to pose for the paparazzi when other famous women are wrapping duct tape around their faces to hide, but that\'s okay. Fake boobs and a small fortune make everything okay. ... [Full Story]

Heidi and Spencer Pretend to Care

Here\'s Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt at a Los Angeles Mission, giving food to people who would otherwise be ruffling through your garbage cans. Obviously, it\'s just for the publicity. If it meant being the spokesperson for an anti-AIDS organization, these two would fly to Africa and have sex with everyone there til they were infected. And I\'m not being racist toward Africas, they could also ... [Full Story]

A Spencer-less Heidi Montag is Much Better

It\'s nice to see my theory that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are siamese twins wasn\'t true afterall. I don\'t think I\'ve seen either of them apart from the other in all of 2008. More than likely, he\'s 10 inches outside of camerashot in these photos, but oh well. There\'s always the chance of him developing an illness at a young age that will force him out of the spotlight. Like maybe he\'ll ... [Full Story]