Jessica Simpson

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Jessica Simpson.

My God

If Jessica Simpson ever needs a shot to her bloodstream, something tells me the doctor will have no problem finding Nile River-like veins flowing through her chest. Those things are insane and maybe a little scary. She was off to dinner in NYC dressed like that and judging from the background, something tells me she never made it. ... [Full Story]

Vanity Fair Poses an Intelligent Question

So Vanity Fair magazine decided to put Jessica Simpson on their cover with the question, \"You Call This Fat?\" at the top. The answer, if you\'re referring to the air brushed, photoshopped version of Jessica, is no. But if you\'re interested in seeing the real one, then the answer is a resounding, Yes, she\'s a fat sh*t. Hey, I didn\'t invent Hollywood standards. I just live by them. ... [Full Story]

OMG

Nothing says \"I will eat your children, then sing a song about it\" like this picture of Jessica Simpson. In fairness, the others (below) are actually quite pleasant. She\'s like a modern day Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde except with blond hair and an uglier wardrobe. ... [Full Story]

Jessica Simpson Does Vanity Fair

Other than the one with the giant tarantula on the side of her head, these pictures of Jessica Simpson are very nice. They\'re either official proof she isn\'t a fatty anymore or they\'re official proof that Vanity Fair still does airbrushing. Probably both. ... [Full Story]

Tony Romo Goes Blind

I\'m not sure if it\'s the repeated camera flashes or Jessica Simpson\'s bright dress, but, either way, Tony Romo\'s eyes can\'t take it. The couple is heading to dinner in these pictures, so next time you go out with your wife or husband and a tribe of paparazzi jackasses don\'t mob you, be thankful. Oh, and if there was any lingering doubt about Jessica\'s possible fatness, pretty sure ... [Full Story]

Jessica Simpson Can Go Back to Being Fat Again

Jessica Simpson just did her final concert on a tour marked by daisy dukes, messing up her own lyrics, and granny pants that made her look like a whale. US Mag says: The singer, 28, played the last show on her \"Bob Your Head Tour\" (with Rascal Flatts) Saturday in Irvine, Calif. At her final show, the singer (who was back in Daisy Dukes) continued to have a few on-stage mishaps. She ... [Full Story]

Jessica Simpson Silences Everyone

Jessica Simpson performed at the Florida Strawberry Festival, which sounds extremely boring, but the real story is that she looked really good. I don\'t see any extra rolls or chins even though less than 2 months ago she looked like a blimp wearing jeans. Whichever weight loss program she\'s on, it seems to be working. It\'s most likely the eat 94 calories per day then stick your finger down your ... [Full Story]

Jessica Simpson is Today\'s Mystery

Okay, so Jessica Simpson was always skinny with big boobs in the past. That\'s what everyone liked about her. Then a few weeks ago, she decided to show up to a show dressed like Daisy Duke if she put on 50 pounds and 20 years. From there, everyone was sickened so Jessica wore black pretty much everywhere to hide her weight. Then some pictures came out on Friday where she didn\'t even look fat ... [Full Story]

It\'s Official, Jessica Simpson is Not Fat

After the last 2 weeks of calling Jessica Simpson fat, I have to correct myself. Judging from these recent pics, unless this is a stunt double, she clearly is not fat. Does she look like she has a wooden leg in some of these images? Yes. But fat, no. Maybe a few extra pounds but that could just be the Super Bowl binging she went through with Tony Romo as he watched it from his couch. Haha, loser. ... [Full Story]

Jessica Simpson Hides her Fat at the Airport

So what do you do whenever the world starts calling you a fatty? Apparently, if you\'re Jessica Simpson, you order a McDonald\'s double cheeseburger and rub it all over your face. At least that\'s what it looks like she did in these pictures at the airport, but I could be wrong. She probably just sweats easier now that she\'s fat. *queue thousands of women screaming about how I\'m personally ... [Full Story]

Even Obama Comments on Jessica Simpson\'s Weight

Okay, the world\'s fascination with Jessica Simpson\'s expansion is getting old now. She didn\'t go on a shooting spree in a nursery or cut off her breasts and donate them to Africa. She put on 20 pounds. Time to get over it, but before that, one more article via US weekly: President Barack Obama joked that he was crushed to be cut from the cover of Us Weekly to make room for Jessica ... [Full Story]

Jessica Simpson Thanks her Fans for Supporting Fat

Jessica Simpson took the stage for the first time since the world came down on her for gaining a Border Collie in weight. According to People, it went something like this: In her first performance since the flap over her figure, Jessica Simpson strutted across a Virginia stage in skin-tight leather pants Thursday night and lamented the world\'s \"completely pointless\" focus. \"Thank you ... [Full Story]