Kate Beckinsale

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Kate Beckinsale Does Knee High Boots

In case you needed more proof that Kate Beckinsale could wear absolutely anything and look better than you, here it is. Nice shirt. ... [Full Story]

A Little More From the Oscars...

I still hate the Oscars, and I\'m still glad they\'re over, but I just ran into some pictures from the Vanity Fair party that had to be posted. Not posting these is like depriving a sick child of medical care. Which actually happens quite often, so bad analogy. Nevermind. Kate Beckinsale, Salma Hayek, and Bar Rafaeli. None of them won anything, but they sure were there. ... [Full Story]

Kate Beckinsale Has Some Nice Bangs

When I saw these pictures of Kate Beckinsale at the Mercedes-Benz Fashion Show, I just wanted to run out and buy a Mercedes right away. Then I remembered I have no money and neither does the rest of the world, so I just sat here staring at Kate. Somehow she manages to get hotter all the time. It\'s too bad she\'s a smoker and will die within a year. That\'s what the lung cancer association said ... [Full Story]

Kate Beckinsale\'s Legs Go Forever...and ever

While she was shopping in Pacific Palisades, Los Angeles, a sneaky photographer (and by sneaky, I mean he ran up to her and started snapping pictures) captured Kate Beckinsale and her insane legs and hooker boots. Two things will always be true about Kate: she shops every single day and she would even look hot wearing a a blanket sewn together with living kittens. ... [Full Story]

Kate Beckinsale is Kind of a Thug

Here\'s Kate Beckinsale looking a little like she would shank your mother in a dark alley for some crack, but looking so hot doing it that you wouldn\'t really care that much. Seriously, this woman is perfect in every single way possible. But if you\'re a girl, don\'t be jealous because she\'s dying of lung cancer anyway. ... [Full Story]

Kate Beckinsale is Going to Die of Lung Cancer

I\'m not one of those people who go around smashing cigarettes into people\'s faces and then yelling at them about why it\'s bad for your lungs. Everyone knows it\'s bad for you, but so is fast food and sitting here all day in my boxers. The point is, Kate Beckinsale shouldn\'t smoke. Anyone else can, but she\'s too perfect to go ruining her lungs even if we can\'t see them. First it\'s the ... [Full Story]

Old School Kate Beckinsale in a Bikini - Pictures

The green bikini images are a couple of years old, but these other Kate Beckinsale pictures are fresh off the press, ready and waiting to be defaced by perverted men everywhere. Or just me. Whatever. Check the pictures out in high resolution below by clicking the thumbnails. A few of them made me nearly snap a button on my pants. That might\'ve been from the 4 pieces of cake I had for breakfast ... [Full Story]

Kate Beckinsale Would Even Look Good Wearing a Coat Made from Dead Puppies

I wanna go to California just to find Kate Beckinsale\'s husband and punch him in the face if he doesn\'t have a constant smile. Anyone who gets to be with her on a nightly or even monthly basis should be thanking every deity he can find on Wikipedia. Kate could literally wear anything and look good. It\'s no wonder other girls hate themselves. ... [Full Story]

Who\'s Hotter Than Kate Beckinsale? (hint: no one, ever)

Kate Beckinsale showed her ridiculous face at the 2008 Independent Spirit Awards, which I can only guess is an event for the progress dead people in society have made over the last 100 years. And she looked amazing as usual, no surprise there. When your mom\'s an actual angel from heaven and you\'re dad\'s probably Sean Connery or Gene Hackman, looking like Kate\'s to be expected. ... [Full Story]

Kate Beckinsale Shops Too Much

The best part of the picture above is the girl off to the left, staring at Kate Beckinsale and obviously thinking \"why am I so ugly? when I get home, I\'m killing myself.\" But that\'s just what happens out in California, especially Robertson Boulevard. Another thing, I\'ve noticed every picture of Kate that comes out is her shopping. I realize she\'s rich and has no reason not to shop, but ... [Full Story]

Kate Beckinsale Will Shoot You in the Face

Here\'s Kate Beckinsale on the set of her newest movie, Whiteout. Yes, I thought she had turned to porn as well when I read that title, but alas, it\'s a movie about snow and stuff. I think at the end, someone catches a snowflake in their mouth. It\'s a very touching movie. ... [Full Story]

Kate Beckinsale\'s Legs Were Made by Elves, Holy Elves

If you caught the Tonight Show the other night, then you know Kate Beckinsale is not only beautiful but hilarious and way out of your league. Her legs should chemically reduced, bottled and sold to fat women at Wal Mart. Put them by the twinkies and it\'s a sure sale. ... [Full Story]