Katy Perry

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Katy Perry.

Katy Perry Lights Up My Life

Katy was looking awfully fantastic at the MTV Movie Awards over the weekend. It was either the hot blue wig or the several gallons of cleavage that she was sporting, but her look was spot on. Her funky costume was probably accompanied by some girl-music, but I was too manly to watch the MTV Awards. She probably just sang about kissing girls and Russell Brand. It\'s good to see that she is ... [Full Story]

The Only Thing Katy Perry Does

It\'s great that Katy Perry is health conscious, but aside from dating Russell Brand I\'m not sure if she does ANYTHING else aside from go to the gym. Either she has an awkward obsession with wearing spandex or she just has a lot of time on her hands. Where is the Katy Perry we know and love, who wears colorful outfits while she sings and gets drunk with her girlfriends? Maybe she is in ... [Full Story]

Katy Tard Out and About

It\'s been a while since I\'ve seen Katy Perry being her retarded self. Probably because she has been busy recording her new records or getting lost in Russell\'s crab-infested pants forest. She was spotted at the Coachella Music Festival looking like some kind of half-naked, hipster Cylon bent on destroying the world with kinky, regret-laden sex. Which is probably an improvement. I ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry Makes Nickelodeon Kinda Sexy

All of the pre-teen girls who watched the Nickelodeon Kids\' Choice Awards have single-handedly been turned into dirty lesbians - all because of Katy Perry. And who could blame them? With her chesticles busting out of her skimpy, yet kid friendly and colorful, top... who could resist? I personally wanted to watch her get slimed and see Justin Beiber lick it off of her. It\'d almost be like a ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry\'s Not at Her Best

As someone who loves Katy Perry with all of his heart and borders on illegal stalker status, I\'m disappointed in these pictures of her performing at some night club. She looks like any average girl who borrowed a shiny dress off the store that dirtball girls buy their prom dresses from, and then went on stage. Oh well, let\'s move past this. ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry Arrives

Don\'t ask me where she\'s arriving because I don\'t have any idea, but it appears to be in some part of a South American jungle based on these pictures. The paparazzi really is everywhere. ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry is Awesome

As if there was any doubt, here are some pictures showing just how awesome Katy Perry is. I wish I could hang out with her every day and be in all the pictures where she makes funny faces. But my life isn\'t so bad. I don\'t have HIV or anything. ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry and Russell Brand are Engaged

The fine people at People have discovered that Katy Perry and boyfriend Russell Brand are now engaged. Rumors to that effect began circulating over the holidays, and became especially loud Tuesday night. Perry, 25, Tweeted around 1 a.m. New York time from Thailand on Wednesday an oblique reference to an Alanis Morrisette song: \"So when do I start walking the streets naked singing that ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry Remains a Little Strange

Even though these pictures indicate the most annoying music video ever created is currently in the making, Katy Perry did do us the honors of wearing a sexy leather outfit. So when you hear whatever song this is for every single time you get in your car, just imagine these pictures and it\'ll seem a little more bearable. Maybe. ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry and Russell Brand Out in London

For some reason, I really like how girls look when they\'re all bundled up. It\'s possible that I\'m gay, I\'ve never been clinically tested. But there\'s just something about a big coat and a goofy hat that gets me going. So needless to say, these pictures of Katy Perry in London are getting printed out and plastered all over the basement wall. As soon as I get my mom to buy me more printer ink. ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry Does Hooker Boots

It\'s long been suspected that Katy Perry is a hooker at night when the lights go out, but then again, that\'s a complete lie so please ignore it. It, however, doesn\'t take away from the fact that she\'s wearing awesome hooker boots in these pictures, so I\'ll take what I can get. ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry\'s Birthday Attracts Strange People

Think of the strangest person you know, and there\'s a good chance he or she was at Katy Perry\'s birthday party a couple of days ago. Seriously, I see midgets and all around freakish people...the kind that go to Wal Mart at 3am because they think no one else will be there. There\'s even a bunch of orange midgets there. I\'m very confused, but Katy looks f\'n incredible, so all is forgiven. ... [Full Story]