Kristin Cavallari

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Kristin Cavallari.

Kristin Cavallari is Not Happy

Looking a lot like she\'s walking toward the man who killed her beloved pet guinea pig, here\'s Kristin Cavallari yesterday in Los Angeles. I like her a lot more when she\'s happy, so hopefully the next time she decides to go into public, she\'ll at least fake it for me. We\'ll see. ... [Full Story]

Kristin Cavallari Blows Kisses in Malibu

I\'m going to just go ahead and ignore the shot of Kristin Cavallari proudly holding up a copy of \"Van Wilder: Freshman Year\" and go on thinking she\'s a cool chick who I\'d like to take out for a vanilla Frosty sometime. I recommend you do the same as you check out these pictures of her in Malibu. ... [Full Story]

Kristin Cavallari Plays With Random Puppies

So Kristin Cavallari was out having lunch in LA yesterday when suddenly a woman with pasty legs came walking by with her dog. Kristin, being such a huge star on a crappy show, decided it would be just fine to pick it up and play with it. Clearly the dog wanted nothing to do with her and I look for the owner to press charges for puppy distress or something. ... [Full Story]

Kristin Cavallari Helps

With the depressing deaths yesterday of Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson, it\'s important to look at the youthful and living, such as Kristin Cavallari. Yes, her show sucks, yes, she is actually associated with Speidi...but hey, she\'s alive, so I\'ll take it. ... [Full Story]

Kristin Cavallari is Top Notch

Here\'s Kristin Cavallari at the screening of The Wizard of Oz Exhibition, whatever that is. It doesn\'t matter though, Kristin was there and that\'s good enough for me. ... [Full Story]

Kristin Cavallari Eats at the STK Restaurant

For some reason, every set of pictures Kristin Cavallari is in, her mouth is wide open in at least one of them. Not that I\'m complaining, it\'s probably how she got where she is today. But anyway, here she is walking to and eating at STK Restaurant in California. ... [Full Story]

Kristin Cavallari Plays on the Beach

As long as I continue to never watch The Hills, I can keep on loving Kristin Cavallari. I\'m sure as soon as I watch that show, which I can only assume is retarded fake drama crap, I\'ll hate her, so that\'s why I\'m avoiding it. This is Kristin acting like she just fell off the short bus and landed on the beach in California. ... [Full Story]

Kristin Cavallari is Much Better Than Lauren Conrad

Apparently Lauren Conrad isn\'t even on The Hills anymore, and Kristin Cavallari is her replacement. I just learned that a few minutes ago, and a few minutes before that, I finally learned what The Hills even is. A crap show, but a crap show with a ridiculously hot girl, so I forgive them. ... [Full Story]

Kristin Cavallari Impresses

Even that ugly , little girl in the background that no one likes can\'t believe her eyes. The sight of Kristin Cavallari in the flesh is that good apparently. I wouldn\'t know, but the restraining order should be expiring any day now, so maybe soon. ... [Full Story]

Kristin Cavallari at Some Shop

Here\'s Kristin Cavallari from The Hills at some kind of shop where apparently the paparazzi hang around. I\'ve actually decided I like her as much as I like Heidi Montag, but I still can\'t figure out why either of them hang out with ugly Lauren Conrad. Maybe I just don\'t understand because I\'ve never actually watched an episode and never will unless someone threatens to murder my entire ... [Full Story]

Kristin Cavallari Out Walking Around

Here\'s Kristin Cavallari of The Hills in 8 different pictures looking exactly the same. I could\'ve just posted one and got the same point across, but one of you three visitors might have some kind of angle fetish, and I aim to please. ... [Full Story]

Kristin Cavallari of The Hills For Your Viewing Pleasure

All the girls from The Hills are basically jobless retards who got lucky, but Kristin Cavallari is definitely easy on the eyes. It makes me feel bad for blind people. But anyway, it\'s her time to shine here on celebparasite. Step aside Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag. Kristin\'s b00bs need our attention. Check these out in high resolution by clicking the thumbnails and be amazed. ... [Full Story]