Lindsay Lohan

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Lindsay Lohan.

Lindsay Lohan Was Turned Away From the Morgue

Surprise, surprise, Lindsay Lohan was turned away at the morgue when she rode up in her $80k Porsche. She was 40 minutes late and at the wrong entrance - and the Cororner\'s office sent her home without credit. At least someone is being dead serious about this. ... [Full Story]

Lindsay Lohan is In Court - And On Morgue Duty

Lindsay Lohan has been given a bunch of fun, new surprises at court today. Judge Stephanie Sautner contacted Probation officials and told them to immediately remove Lindsay from her current community service assignment with the Red Cross. Judge Sautner wants the Probation people to instead assign Lindsay 120 hours of morgue duty. Not only that, but the Betty Ford Clinic employee Dawn ... [Full Story]

Lindsay Lohan Blah Blah Jail Blah

Once again, Lindsay Lohan is in danger of being sentenced to nearly a year-and-a-half in jail. It all hinges on Judge Stephanie Sautner - the judge needs to decide if Lindsay violated her probation or not. Plus, there are a lot of bases to cover. Lindsay has been a busy criminal. She had the 120 day suspended sentence for shoplifting, time served under house arrest and many prior ... [Full Story]

Introducing the Undead Lindsay Lohan

It was only a matter of time. You can only abuse your body for so long and NOT look like a rotting pile of flesh. Last night, Lindsay was at a party for \"Saints Row: The Third\" in Hollywood and it was apparent that she was rotting from the inside out. Her teeth were falling apart and her hands were bloody. Maybe she is taking this zombie craze a little too seriously... ... [Full Story]

No John Gotti Movie - Surprise!

So it appears that the John Gotti movie with John Travolta and Lindsay Lohan is not going to happen. Not one person should be surprised, though, because it all seemed like a half-baked publicity stunt to make the public interested in Lindsay Lohan again, anyway. The movie has been \"postponed indefinitely\" because there is no money for it. ... ... or interest. ... [Full Story]

Lindsay Lohan Attacked People at a Club

Instead of writing about the 63rd Emmys (and how \"Boardwalk Empire\" and \"Modern Family\" won everything), I\'m going to concentrate on what\'s really important: Lindsay Lohan flipping out in a club, attacking a waitress and harassing innocent witnesses: The crowd seemed to be in good spirits, when Lohan, without warning, rose from a banquette in a sunken section of the club and sent a ... [Full Story]

Ali Lohan Doesn\'t Need a Role Model

Just look at her! Ali Lohan is the epitome of health and beauty (and not at all the epitome of malnourishment and heroin usage). I\'m so glad that she was able to break away from the Lohan School of Bad Habits, including drug abuse and bad life choices. This must be the result of the mothering of the excellent Dina Lohan. ... [Full Story]

Mena Suvari Insulted Lindsay Lohan. Oh No.

Recently, two celebrities that didn\'t completely destroy their career decided to make fun of one who has: Lindsay Lohan. Dania Ramirez and Mena Suvari made a parody video called \"Ass & Titties\" - basically ripping apart every has been celebrity who has become more famous for articles on celebrity gossip sites than their actual career. ... [Full Story]

Lindsay Lohan\'s New Tattoo

Lindsay Lohan, even when sober, cannot make good decisions. I\'m also fairly sure that she cannot act. Last week, she went to an L.A. tattoo shop called Shamrock Tattoos to get the lyrics \"Clear as a crystal, sharp as a knife I feel like I\'m in the prime of my life\" tattooed on her rib cage. It\'s cute how poignant she thinks they are. But let me just say this: Billy Joel lyrics are never ... [Full Story]

Lindsay Lohan Sues Rapper for Making Fun of Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan is suing the rapper Pitbull for basically telling the truth about Lindsay Lohan. There is a line in his mega-hit, \"Give Me Everything,\" that says: Hustlers move aside, so I\'m tiptoein\', to keep flowin\' I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay, who claims in the lawsuit she is \"a professional actor of good repute and standing in the Screen Actors Guild, is suing ... [Full Story]

Lindsay Lohan Was Caught Buying Drugs

X17 recently caught Lindsay Lohan red-handed: while hanging out in front of a bar & grill in Venice Beach, Lindsay and her friends bought bags of powder/rocks (and there is video of it). Now, I know what you\'re thinking. Those bags HAD to be full of illicit drugs. (Also that Lindsay is stupid.) I would say that you\'re right on both counts. However, Lindsay and her rep think that we\'re all ... [Full Story]

Paris & Lindsay Are BFF Aagain

Lindsay Lohan knows that you can\'t win back American audiences on your own. Oh no, you need some help. That\'s why she is getting friendly with Paris Hilton agai... ... Ah, crap Lindsay. You might want to do better than Paris if you want to get people to like you. Lindsay went over to Paris\'s place in Malibu for a beach party. Some of the other attendees were Paris\'s sister Nicky, actress ... [Full Story]