Paris Hilton

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Paris Hilton.

Paris Hilton Turned 28

Paris Hilton turned 28 years old while in New York for the Mercedes-Benz Fall 2009 Fashion Week. To celebrate, she and her sister were rude whores to everyone. According to the NY daily news: The Hiltons then multitasked via BlackBerry, Googling and demanding free dresses while the show was underway. Nicky even e-mailed one poor staffer to say that none of the bags of free things sent to ... [Full Story]

Paris Needs to Eat Whatever\'s in that Bag

Here are some pictures of Paris Hilton leaving a tanning salon in Beverly Hills. Either she was in there way too long and got cooked or she hasn\'t eaten in weeks. Either way, it\'s probably not that healthy. ... [Full Story]

Paris Hilton has a New Job

Apparently Fila thought it would be good for their image to make Paris Hilton in a skanky tennis outfit their new face. Or at least hire her to do a shoot. Notice there are no signs of the word \"Fila\" anywhere though, so I have my doubts that this is legit. Paris could\'ve set the whole thing up to give the illusion she\'s not just a spoiled whore. ... [Full Story]

Australia Hates Paris Hilton

This is a stupid story, but it struck my interest because it confirms that Australia has gotten dumber since Steve Irwin was eaten by a lion or whatever happened to him. Basically, Paris Hilton spent $4000 in 40 minutes in Australia and that pissed off a bunch of people. TMZ reports: Paris Hilton enraged Australians by spending almost 100 bucks a minute at a boutique Down Under the other ... [Full Story]

Paris Hilton Ruins an Otherwise Perfectly Fine Bentley

Don\'t get me wrong. If I was rich, I\'d buy the Eiffel Tower and paint it rainbow colors, but dammit, Paris Hilton has gone too far. You can\'t just go buy a Bentley and paint 95% of it pink. It looks terrible and the exhaust probably smells like fish. Throw Paris in it, and you have a STD Barbie. Hmm, that could work... ... [Full Story]

Paris Hilton Got Robbed

It seems someone broke into the house of Paris Hilton this morning. TMZ reports: LAPD sources tell TMZ Paris Hilton\'s Hollywood Hills home was broken into this morning. According to cops, a man in a hooded sweatshirt forced entry into her front door and ransacked her bedroom. Preliminary reports indicate $2 mil in jewelry and other belongings were taken. The police say Hilton was ... [Full Story]

There\'s a Sun That Only Paris Hilton Can See

It doesn\'t matter if it\'s the middle of the night. Paris Hilton will wear sunglasses anyway. If she\'s gonna mix it up like that, she should try something interesting. Like play football in a bikini or walk into a snowstorm naked. Those would both have violent, yet interesting, results. In case you care where these pictures were shot, the ones with the retarded sunglasses are near an Armani ... [Full Story]

Look, It\'s Paris Hilton and her New BFF

Apparently Paris Hilton had a reality show in which she chose a BFF from a group of wannabe bitches. First, I must say...this is on TV, but there was no room for Arrested Development? The world\'s problems in a nutshell right there. The girl in the middle is the one who ultimately won. No idea how or why, but her name is Brittany Flickinger. It also seems she has her own BFF clinging to her ... [Full Story]

Paris Hilton is Officially Single

Now that Paris Hilton and Benji Madden are broken up, Paris can get back to doing what she does best. Guys. I signed up several months ago, but it could still be a couple of years til I get to go in Paris. It\'s a busy city afterall. Here\'s Paris doing something at some place with some other people. ... [Full Story]

Paris Hilton Voted and We Care

It might not seem worthy of a post, and it probably isn\'t, but Paris Hilton voted yesterday. These images show her outside of a polling station. It\'s really exciting to see that even the retarded can vote if they put their minds to it. And she did it full clothed without touching a single penis. Unbelievably historic day. ... [Full Story]

Paris Hilton is in Love and the World is Gonna End

Paris Hilton is telling sources that she\'s in love with Benji Madden. And she seems serious: \"I\'m in a really great relationship right now and we\'re really happy, and one day I would love to have children,\" she tells Entertainment Tonight\'s Mary Hart in an interview airing tonight. \"But for now we\'re boyfriend and girlfriend. He\'s an amazing guy. He\'s also like my best ... [Full Story]

Ryan Seacrest Is Getting Busy with Paris Hilton

People has learned that Ryan Seacrest and Paris Hilton are teaming up for a new show. And that\'s just what the world needs: PEOPLE has exclusively learned that Ryan Seacrest Productions and the 27-year-old reality-star extraordinaire Hilton have struck a deal to develop a series together – a scripted one. For months, Hilton, Paris Hilton Entertainment\'s Jason Moore and Seacrest – who ... [Full Story]