Scarlett Johansson

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You Can Meet Scarlett Johansson

It\'s times like this that I wish my dad was an oil tycoon or at least something more than a burger king fry cook because, if I had tons of money, I could actually meet Scarlett Johansson. People explains: Next spring\'s Iron Man 2 premiere will be memorable not only for the stars of the film, but also for two lucky fans – thanks to castmember and Oxfam Ambassador Scarlett ... [Full Story]

Scarlett Johansson at Comic Con

All the geeks and nerds at Comic Con got treated to a nice helping of Scarlett Johansson this past weekend. I wish I was there because seeing Scarlett would\'ve been the most action I\'ve gotten since birth. That sure was wet and the fresh air felt so good. Sometimes I wanna go back but the technology just isn\'t there yet. ... [Full Story]

This is More Like It

After yesterday\'s horribly blurry post below, some nice guy, possibly the only real CelebParasite reader other than my mom, sent in these much clearer versions of Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow in Iron Man 2. Check it out. ... [Full Story]

First (blurry) Look at Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow

Whoever snapped these pictures should probably update his camera phone from 1998 because the quality really sucks. But it\'s good enough to make out what Scarlett Johansson will look like in Iron Man 2 as Black Widow. I was excited til I realized it\'s at least a year away. Back to bed. ... [Full Story]

Scarlett Johansson is Ridiculous for Elle Magazine

With the exception of possibly my head, there isn\'t a body part I wouldn\'t give away to spend 5 minutes with Scarlett Johansson in a room dark enough that she couldn\'t later pick me out of a lineup. Just take a look at these pictures and you\'ll see what I mean. ... [Full Story]

Scarlett Johansson Can Blow

Here\'s Scarlett Johansson in a Jeff Vespa photoshoot. I have no idea who Jeff Vespa is, but he needs to tell her to take off her top next time or maybe at least give us a background other than solid blue. This guy should probably be banned from photography forever for this let-down, but it is still Scarlett, so it\'s worth posting. ... [Full Story]

Scarlett Johansson Helps the Dutch

Scarlett Johansson posed for Dutch magazine, \"Panorama,\" recently and these are the scans. It\'s no surprise that she looks great considering she is great looking. See what I did there? I reversed the words and it made sense both ways and was clever and just forget it. ... [Full Story]

Is This Some Kind of Innuendo?

I\'m not sure if Moet & Chandon purposely wanted me to think about Scarlett Johansson making bottle shaped objects explode, or if it\'s just supposed to look cool, but that\'s what I\'m thinking about now anyway. In fact it\'s pretty tough to write this post now, so I\'ll just be back later. ... [Full Story]

She Could At Least Try

When millions of men around the world are depending on you for their fantasies, you do not go in public looking like this. I\'m severely disappointed in Scarlett Johansson, and especially after looking incredible in that stupid movie that came out a few weeks ago about how guys suck and should always bend to their girlfriend\'s will. Maybe these pictures are karma. ... [Full Story]

Scarlett Johansson is Hot and a Little Scary

No, that is not Scarlett Johansson auditioning for the role of a deer in the headlights. She\'s at the \"Mo\'t & Chandon: A Tribute To Cinema,\" which is a place where actresses...well, I don\'t know. It\'s just a place where dressing goth and wearing bright red lipstick makes you cool. ... [Full Story]

Scarlett Johansson Looks Like Dick

Ok, maybe I\'m stretching a little bit with my comparison, but it gave me an excuse to write that clever title. These photos of Scarlett Johansson were taken at the Heathrow airport yesterday and it seems her strange choice of an outfit fooled no one. You can\'t trick the savvy paparazzi and their ability to spot a star. Then again, wearing sunglasses indoors and dressing like Dick Tracy isn\'t ... [Full Story]

Scarlett Johansson on the Cover of Vogue Paris

There should be a law that says every magazine from now until forever should have Scarlett Johansson on the cover. One reason is that she\'s extremely photogenic, but it mainly has to do with her big breasts. Not sure what it is about them, but they instantly put me in a better mood every morning after my mom threatens to kick me out and turn the basement into a storage area for beanie babies ... [Full Story]