Kate Beckinsale is Going to Die of Lung Cancer

I'm not one of those people who go around smashing cigarettes into people's faces and then yelling at them about why it's bad for your lungs. Everyone knows it's bad for you, but so is fast food and sitting here all day in my boxers. The point is, Kate Beckinsale shouldn't smoke. Anyone else can, but she's too perfect to go ruining her lungs even if we can't see them. First it's the lungs, then she has one of those weird smoker marks on her finger, and then a couple of weeks later she's dead. They probably replaced her in the new Underworld movie because they also figure she'll be dead soon. This is a sad day.