And this is why David Letterman is an absolute legend...
On Friday night, Paris Hilton was on CBS's The Late Show with David Letterman with the intention of promoting her new fragrance "Can-Can" and her new musical motion-picture Repo! The Genetic Opera.
However, all Letterman wanted to talk about was jail... and it was absolutely hilarious.
People recaps the interview as they report:
Letterman then continued to hit her with various questions about the subtleties of jail. People explains:
Why is it that hearing Paris say the words "Mystery Meat" immediately taps into the "naughty" part of my brain, but I guess that's just a direct association with her innate skankiness and strange deli meats being fused together in my head.
Anyway, when Paris told Letterman that she didn't want to talk about jail anymore, he said:
Anyway, see the clip for yourself... you can cut the tension with the butter knife! Aww, Paris, don't be sad? Where's your sense of humor? Or did that go down the same prison cell toilet as your dignity as well?
