Some crazy person at a crazy publishing agency decided a series of autobiographies about and by Britney Spears is worth $14million. Daily Mirror says:
Our source reveals: "There have been numerous unofficial biographies printed about Britney, but she's never agreed to pen her own tome - until now. "And some of the stories she's got are absolute dynamite. She's kept diaries so there's nothing she'll leave out unless she wants to.
"If the deal goes ahead she will write between three and five books throughout the next decade - it's one of the most lucrative book deals in showbiz history.
"Britney will talk frankly about growing up and how she went off the rails. It'll be a gripping read
"If the deal goes ahead she will write between three and five books throughout the next decade - it's one of the most lucrative book deals in showbiz history.
"Britney will talk frankly about growing up and how she went off the rails. It'll be a gripping read
I've decided that my blog is more interesting than the life story of Britney Spears, so I'm going to start pitching it to publishing companies. I figure if she can get $14million with her fame and retardation, I should be able to land at least $8 or $9m.
What's even more depressing is that Britney obviously won't be the one who actually writes this thing. Somehow I don't think lines such as, "Then I got bald because I couldn't sing good no more" would go over well with readers.
