On Friday, I posted some pictures of Hilary Duff with her loser hockey boyfriend in the Bahamas. Fortunately, a better batch of images came out over the weekend with less boyfriend and more Hilary in a bikini. He's probably somewhere on the island all confused, looking for some ice.
The way I see it, when this Mike Comrie guy has no teeth and brain damage in the next 5 years, that's when Hilary and I will finally get to be together. By then, my 401k should be worth $750. Resist THAT, Hilary.
