When Jessica Simpson decided to perform for the 99.9 Kiss Country 24th Annual Chili Cook Off, I don't think anyone expected the extra 30 pounds of her to show up. Hopefully they were able to hide all that chili before the cook off because there's no way it would've survived if Jessica got her hungry paws on it.
And before a couple of you get all righteous on me about how "it's people like you who cause eating disorders," just let me say it's people like you who eat too much. Go away.
