The other day, there was a photograph showing Brad Pitt sneaking a bottle of alcohol out of a party, and apparently it happened again after the Screen Actors Guild Awards. NY daily news reports:
“Brad took off after the awards with a bottle of beer in hand,” says a second eyewitness. “But before he could drive off with it, the beer was taken from him. He was really gracious when his ‘road soda’ was taken, though.”
If you're wondering why Brad seems to be drinking more lately, look no further than the image above. It's like one of those "spot the object" images. Every time you look at it, there's another kid you didn't see before. If I had that many kids from every corner of the world, I'd just stay drunk all day until one day I'd be found in a bathtub full of red water. I don't like kids that much.
