What's all this about an Eva Longoria sex tape?
UK magazine, The Sun, reports:
So, basically, It's like One Night in Paris all over again, only this time, there's actually French people in it. Sweet.
The Sun then says:
Wow, it's hard to believe that one day these beautiful shots of Eva in a bikini showing us her ass in numerous compromising positions which stimulate the imagination oh so strongly may actually be trumped by the real thing sooner than we thought.
In fact, after seeing those pics, and then hearing about the possibility of a sex tape, my imagination is running wild. Ahh, and who said technology weakens thought and impairs the imagination? Mine is doing just fine... as long as Eva's ass is in it!
Plus, with a name that sounds like some sort of deadly venereal disease, isn't it eerily ironic that she might have a sex tape? Sorry, just thinking out loud...
