Audrina Patridge is a Cute Hooker

Usually when I see Audrina Patridge, or anyone from The Hills for that matter, I get a sudden urge to strangle a cat with its own ball of yarn, but for some reason these images of Audrina Patridge in sunglasses and hooker boots give me a warm feeling. Mostly in my pants, but I'll take any warm feeling I can get. It's cold in this basement.