Natalie Portman is a Classy Chick

Natalie Portman recently went to Paris for the Giambattista Valli fashion show. While she was there, she went for a walk with her dog or maybe one that she kidnapped while in France. The dog doesn't seem to mind.

Of course there was a photog around to take the pictures. Natalie could take a submarine half way around the world and land on the shore of Madagascar and a tribe of paparazzi would be waiting with snorkels and no souls.

Angelina Jolie Breastfeeds on Magazine Covers

Angelina Jolie is on the cover of W, and she's breastfeeding her baby. The one that came through her vagina, not Africa. The image is courtesy of Brad Pitt, which is sort of awesome if he went behind her back and sold perverted pictures of her to fund his model airplane collection. He probably didn't though. One thing Brad did do is convince her to get pregnant according to the magazine:

Wait, she felt getting pregnant was not the right thing to do? Hey Angelina, you're a woman. Your job on planet earth is to get pregnant. Just like my job is to watch porn in the basement. We all have our duties.

Don't Go Near Madonna, Don't Even Look at Her

Robyn, a pop star in Sweden, recently opened up for Madonna's tour in Europe. That seemed cool until she found out Madonna comes with a big bucket of rules. According to PageSix:

Whoever Robyn is, she's awesome. I'm going to fly to Sweden just to by her album now. Because she's right, who the hell does Madonna think she is? Spiking Alex Rodrigues' Pepsi to get him to sleep with you doesn't take a special person.

Madonna must be a blast at parties. Sitting in the corner surrounded by large Russians, only letting one person at a time glance her way, then charging for it. Count me in.

Someone Tell Me Why Katie Holmes is Singing

It was my understanding that the extent of Katie Holmes' life consisted of Dawson's Creek, Tom Cruise, and then having a kid and hiding it from the media for as long as possible. There might've also been a little bit of Scientology and murder mixed in there too. Oh and goofy eyes.

But now she's singing. That's neat.

No One's Happier Than Katy Perry

Everytime I see Katy Perry, she's happy. I don't know what the secret is, but it's probably something to do with being famous, hot, rich, and having big tits. Just a guess though. It could be those enormous eyes. She can see a lot more stuff than a normal person.

I'm not sure what she's even doing here. Apaprently she's at Wollomoolloo Warf in Sydney. Don't know why, don't particularly care.

Gisele Bundchen Walks Down the Street

I don't think anybody casually walks down the street as sexy as Gisele Bundchen, so this must be a photoshoot. I mean, where would she even keep her keys? No way would they squeeze into the pocket of those skintight pants. Also, surely Tom Brady would be gimping around behind her somewhere, sucking on a popcicle and reciting the alphabet. He got knocked retarded in the first game of the NFL season.

So enjoy these staged photos of Gisele and her 9 feet 7 inch body. *Update* Just found out this was on the set of Blackcowboy with Kevin Connolly. Yeah, means nothing to me either.

Who is Nikki Sanderson? Who cares.

I've never heard of Nikki Sanderson in my life before right now. A simple Google search reveals that she's an English actress/model and is on a bunch of shit I've never seen since I don't live in England.

With that being said, boobs are still boobs whether you know them or not. So check 'em out.