Unless scientists figure something out soon, I doubt a girl will be hotter than Megan Fox in my lifetime. Surely Stephen Hawking can use his little talking computer and come up with something better, but he's too busy worrying about lame stuff like where we came from and what life means.
Anyway, I also included some pictures below of Megan from when she was like 18 and had no idea every guy on earth would be imagining her during sex within the next 5 years. It's a funny world, so check out the high res images.
When Mark Wahlberg saw the skit Saturday Night Live did about him, he wasn't amused. According to
TMZ:
Wahlberg was none too happy with the sketch, "Mark Wahlberg Talks to Animals," according to the New York Post.
He said: "Someone showed it to me on YouTube. It wasn't like Tina Fey doing Sarah Palin, that's for sure. And 'Saturday Night Live' hasn't been funny for a long time. They've asked me to do the show a ton of times. I used to watch it when Eddie Murphy was there and Joe Piscopo and Bill Murray. I don't even know who's on the show now."
Here's the skit.
I can understand why Mark would be upset. There's no place for laughter and jokes in this world.
The National Enquirer said Jamie Lynn Spears was pregnant, then a bunch of people said it was a lie, and now apparently it isn't a lie:
What’s more, The NATIONAL ENQUIRER has learned that Casey Aldridge, the baby’s father, erupted in anger when he found out. Jamie Lynn had been keeping the pregnancy secret and Casey learned about it through media reports after The ENQUIRER broke the story earlier this week.
Now, a close family member has revealed exclusively that the Spears family is in an uproar and Jamie Lynn is being pressured to abort the baby. The anonymous public denials of Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy, says the family member, are simply buying the Spears family time until they decide what to do.
“Jamie Lynn’s mom is furious about the pregnancy,” the family member told an ENQUIRER source. “And she’s livid the news leaked out, especially during her book tour.
Jesus. Somebody buy this girl a box of condoms. Is sex education illegal in Louisianna or is the Spears family just too f'n stupid to understand how it all works? Penis in vagina. Squirt. PREGNANT. It's not that complicated.
It's also possible that Jamie Lynn is pursuing the natural Spears cycle that goes something like fame, humiliation and mistakes, and then a comeback. Jamie seems to have the come part down anyway.
Fortunately I never thought Fergie was hot, so these pictures don't disappoint me. They just make me laugh. Ha ha ha. But seriously, what the F happened to her? Last time I saw her, she was doing flips all around the stage for that American Idol "help Africa" show. Now she looks like she needs euthanised. Gross.
After she got done feeding her old face, a small Boyscout came along and helped her cross the street. It was touching.
As most of you already knew, Hustler has had a Sarah Palin adult film in the making for the last few weeks. Obviously it doesn't star the real Sarah Palin since she's pretty busy being ripped a new asshole by the media, so Lisa Ann stepped up to get nailed repeatedly. I read some of the script a few days ago, and it probably won't win any Oscars. But it's funny and you might be able to jerk off to it or something.
These are the promotional images for the movie. Now let's wait for the John McCain and Barack Obama film. I heard McCain has a heart attack in the final scene. A real tear jerker.
Travis Barker wrote on his
MySpace recently. Apparently the staff taking care of him are "the bomb" which is pretty cool for a bunch of people in white coats.
Like the doctors said from the beginning, its been a slow recovery process. I am coming up on the 7th of my surgeries Monday. Today I finally was able to move all my fingers on my right hand. Every step seems huge at this point, and Im doing EVERYTHING I can possibly do to get back to my kids. Yes, I did start eating meat again, but if it helps me to be home holding my little humans sooner, then its all worth it. The staff here are all bomb! Dr. Grossman and his staff are the best. The BOSS Barbara, and nurses Betty, Jay , Emily, Julio, Lolita, and Stephanie (with the best scrubs ever!) are all taking the best care of me.
He wrote more than that if you want to check it out. He also thanked his fans and wrote about how much he would miss his friends (Chris and Che) who were claimed in the crash.
She's over 40 now, but that doesn't mean Salma Hayek still doesn't have the best set of boobies that ever came out of Mexico. Or wherever she came from. I do wonder what they would look like if she flopped them out. Not sure if they'd bounce off of her feet or stay in one place. They're supposedly real, so it's hard to tell what they could be capable of. Doesn't matter though because in a dress, no one beats Salma Hayek.
These are from the set of 30 Rock by the way. You know, that Tina Fey show.
