So Ashton Kutcher was woken up from his multi-million dollar house because the neighbor is working on a house. This is something normal people like you and I don't really care about because we're not spoiled bitches, but Ashton decided to make a video about it.
First, with a house like that, can he please go buy a camera that is post-1998? And second, did he seriously say he's recording it for legal purposes? Is he going to sue his neighbor for, um, building stuff? Apparently it's illegal to build near Ashton's bedroom. Weird.
Oh, an update just came in. Turns out he's apologizing for being 7 years old.

