Jessica Simpson took the stage for the first time since the world came down on her for gaining a Border Collie in weight. According to People, it went something like this:
"Thank you for your support," she told the crowd in Charlottesville at the end of her set. "Stay positive, and pray out loud! I love you guys, good night."
She seems like a nice woman, so that's why I feel a little bit of guilt when making fun of her, but the way I see it..it's the price you pay for being rich and famous. It offsets the whole "she's really rich and we're really poor" thing if we can make fun of her weight and pretend we're perfect. She really should just call a press conference and be like, "Haha you're all poor and I'm not!" and waddle away.
Update: just found these pictures from 2 days ago. She might be some kind of fat-hiding magician, but she doesn't look fat here. Maybe she was wearing a fatsuit before like Eddie Murphy.
