Okay, the world's fascination with Jessica Simpson's expansion is getting old now. She didn't go on a shooting spree in a nursery or cut off her breasts and donate them to Africa. She put on 20 pounds. Time to get over it, but before that, one more article via US weekly:
President Barack Obama joked that he was crushed to be cut from the cover of Us Weekly to make room for Jessica Simpson's controversial curves.
"Yeah, it's a little hurtful," he quipped when Matt Lauer showed him the newest issue of Us Weekly, on stands now, featuring a portrait of his family.
"You got replaced by Jessica Simpson!" added Lauer, who sat down with Obama before the Super Bowl aired Sunday on NBC.
"Who's in a weight battle, apparently. Oh well!" Obama said.
"Yeah, it's a little hurtful," he quipped when Matt Lauer showed him the newest issue of Us Weekly, on stands now, featuring a portrait of his family.
"You got replaced by Jessica Simpson!" added Lauer, who sat down with Obama before the Super Bowl aired Sunday on NBC.
"Who's in a weight battle, apparently. Oh well!" Obama said.
In other words, "She hasn't put any weight on and I'd still tear that white ass up." I can read between the lines, Mr. President.
Here's the video of Obama in case you want to hear the context for some reason.
And to add even more to this absurdly long post, here are some pictures from Jessica Simpson's latest concert. Black sure is slimming.
