It wasn't quite as dramatic as my title alluded, but Britney Spears has threatened to cancel her tour if she can't bring her kids. Sources say:
Britney Spears will cancel her upcoming tour if K-Fed's lawyers continue to block an agreement allowing her to take the kids on the road -- informed sources tell us.
There's a lot more to the story if you really care, but you probably don't which is why I kept it short. There's no way any real person actually has tickets to see her perform anyway, so let's just forget this post ever happened.
