Holly Madison Quits Playboy For Good

In the most exciting news of the day, Holly Madison and Criss Angel are about to spend even more time together according to TMZ:

We're told the former Hugh Hefner hanger-on resigned her position as Playmate editor (whatever that means) for Playboy magazine -- all because she wants to spend more time in Las Vegas with the world's lamest illusionist.

Our sources say she's been nonexistent at the Playboy workplace for awhile now. If only Angel would follow suit.

You know what would be awesome? If Criss Angel came up with an illusion where he saws Holly Madison's arms and legs off, but then it's not an illusion at all and he goes to prison forever. That would be awesome.

2.05.09 at 10:49:13 AM