Chris Brown Might've Punched Rihanna, but Probably Not

A story at Fox News indicates R&B singer Chris Brown might've punched his girlfriend, Rihanna. But if not, he punched someone else, so at least someone got punched either way:

According to sources and a Los Angeles Police Department report, at about 12:30 a.m. Sunday, Brown and a woman got into an argument in a rented Lamborghini after the pair left the pre-Grammy gala at the Beverly Hilton. Brown stopped the car in upscale Los Angeles neighborhood Hancock Park, the two got out, and the argument escalated.

A witness called 911 and a woman with visible injuries identified Chris Brown as her attacker. Brown had already left the scene by the time authorities arrived.

The two didn't perform at the Grammy's like they were supposed to, so clearly something was up. If you're reading this and you got punched by Chris Brown last night, email me so I can be famous for breaking the lamest story ever.

Update: Ok, so it was Rihanna he punched. So what.

2.09.09 at 09:58:05 AM