Now that the beating Chris Brown gave Rihanna the other night has come to light, I think it's time I take my posters of him off the walls and torch all of his CDs. Not that I have any idea what he even sings, but I'll figure it out. Anyway, here's the latest according to TMZ:
Rihanna's injuries were severe -- two "huge contusions" which swelled up on both sides of her forehead. She also suffered "a bloody lip and nose" ... the contusions "look like an MMA fighter or something, it looked like she was growing devil's horns" ... police took pictures of Rihanna's injuries and they are "horrific" ... the photos show major contusions on both sides of the singer's face -- there is serious swelling and bruising. Her lip is split and her nose bloody ... there are bite marks on one of her arms and on several fingers ... Rihanna claims Brown struck her with his fists and that's what did the damage. There was no object used in the alleged attack ... Rihanna refused treatment at the scene, but before she left cops took photos. The photos alone are "devastating proof of abuse" ... it was not Rihanna who called 911. Someone in the area heard her screams and called.
The only surefire result I see coming from this mess is that now Rihanna will never leave Chris Brown. Abused girls always stick around. I think it has something to do with evolution and how 4000 years ago the woman who could take a punch to the face the best was considered the strongest and a tribal queen. Rihanna is probably keeping that in mind.
