Now that Kellogg and whoever else has pulled the plug on Michael Phelps, he'll have to find a new gig soon before he has to be a lifeguard at a public pool. Fortunately, sources say:
Smokey McSpeedo's "extracurricular activities" have perked the interest of a Gurkha Cigars, who just offered Phelps a cool $25,000 to be their official "smokesperson."
In a letter to Phelps, Gurkha said, "We would like to provide you with the opportunity to do what you do best - smoke and swim. And while we can't help you with your swimming skills, we can definitely offer you the best of the best when it comes to the cigar world."
In a letter to Phelps, Gurkha said, "We would like to provide you with the opportunity to do what you do best - smoke and swim. And while we can't help you with your swimming skills, we can definitely offer you the best of the best when it comes to the cigar world."
Obviously he won't take it, but in 5 years, mark my words, he'll wish he did. He's going to get dead last in every event at the next Olympics and have no money. That mom of his that they loved to show every 5 seconds during the last Olympics will be turning tricks in NYC just to pay for Michael's access to the public pool. It's like a reverse Cindarella story.
