Jessica Alba is a Mother, Not a Grandmother

Someone should remind Jessica Alba that she's not even 30 years old, so it's no time to dress like Mother Theresa. Actually I don't even know what Mother Theresa wore, she could've worn tight dresses and had big cleavage. In that case, Jessica should pay close attention because she has quickly gone from sex symbol to old boring hag in the last year. That's no fun for us.

Also, I don't know where she is in these images but that poster beside her implies Crips and Bloods should unite. What a great idea. Then maybe the Israelis and Palestinians will bake apple pies together.

2.11.09 at 10:40:17 AM