When I heard Chris Brown beat up his girlfriend, Rihanna, I figured it was something serious like she forgot to feed the goldfish. But it turns out it was over a simple text message according to NY Daily News:
"He got a booty call. He got a text. Rihanna saw it and she got upset. They started to argue. She got out of the car. He wanted her to get back in, so he grabbed her. She pulled away. That's when she's told people he hit her."
It seems there is probably more to this than it seems. Must've been from a girl he banged the weekend before because I'm pretty sure people don't get beat up over random texts. Then again, I haven't gotten a text from anyone in 3 years so ignore me.