It Never Ends With Michael Phelps

After the world cheered on what turned out to be the biggest d-bag in history, story after story about Michael Phelps seems to be hitting the news. Here's the latest. Page Six reports:

"I saw Phelps pull out a roll, a bank-wrapped $2,000. He said, 'I'll match the $2,000,' " onlooker Michael Whitworth told the State newspaper. "Good ol' Phelpsie lost it, too."

Michael Phelps is a classic example of someone becoming famous who should actually be serving milkshakes on rollerskates. This guy couldn't handle opening a cereal box let alone being on one. Give it 3 more days and something else will come out about him. If I had to guess, I'd say he melted his medals and sold the gold months ago.

2.11.09 at 10:57:43 AM