I Stand (mostly) Corrected

In the past, I've sort of made a pasttime out of calling Jennifer Love Hewitt fat. Ever since those beach pictures surfaced last year showing her ass and its own orbit, it just felt like the right thing to do. Well, like all self-conscious actresses who want to keep making money in Hollywood, Jennifer did a good job of taking it off. Unfortunately, I mean the weight, not her shirt. Maybe next time.