Okay, so Jessica Simpson was always skinny with big boobs in the past. That's what everyone liked about her. Then a few weeks ago, she decided to show up to a show dressed like Daisy Duke if she put on 50 pounds and 20 years. From there, everyone was sickened so Jessica wore black pretty much everywhere to hide her weight. Then some pictures came out on Friday where she didn't even look fat. Even a superficial bastard like me was pleased with them.
So now that brings us to today. These pictures are of Jessica Simpson heading out to dinner for Valentine's Day with Tony Romo. Obviously her shirt can't even contain her boobs, so that leaves me wondering...when girls get fat, do their boobs get fat too? I always thought boobs were like other private body parts where no matter what you did and no matter how hard I tried day in and day out with every pill, herb and device, they wouldn't grow.
