I don't even care if these ads are for mailbombs addressed to nurseries, I'm buying them all. If Scarlett Johansson is willing to please men everywhere by posing in this Marilyn Monroe-esque way, then I'm willing to stop contributing to my 401k, which is currently worth $1.62, to buy whatever this product is.
In all seriousness, these are for Dolce and Gabbana which is make-up or something. If you buy it for your girlfriend, she will look exactly like Scarlett. It says it right on the label.
