A man has told In Touch that he has a tape of him and pop star Britney Spears having sex. Allegedly the two met at a bar late one night while Britney was on vacation this past June. According to him, they went back to Britney's hotel room at the Four Seasons and unbeknownst to Britney he left a camera rolling while they did the nasty.
This guy told In Touch that their sex "was just normal" and that they didn't do anything "crazy". According to him the reason he has been so hesitant about releasing the tape was his poor sexual performance... I guess he isn't ready for the world to find out he's a two pump chump.
Things just couldn't get much better for good old Britney these days. She bombs at the VMAs, here new songs suck, people that once stood by her are jumping ship, she lost custody of her children, and now to top it all off some dude comes out and says he has her on tape having sex with him.
I highly doubt that this tape actually exists, if this guy had half of a brain he would have realized long ago that the embarrassment he would have to endure due to his poor performance would have been well worth the money people would be willing to pay to see this thing. I guess we'll just have to keep our fingers crossed!
