When I call her a loser, that's mostly me projecting because I know I'm pretty much useless and poor while Audrina Patridge stars on a show as horrible as The Hills and gets rich from it. Life isn't fair, but that's what's so fun about it. She has big boobs and is rich while someone in Africa has to hope they get a meal.
Now that I've depressed everyone, it's time to uplift ourselves with these incredibly sexy pictures. Check them out in high resolution.
