Paris Hilton Turned 28

Paris Hilton turned 28 years old while in New York for the Mercedes-Benz Fall 2009 Fashion Week. To celebrate, she and her sister were rude whores to everyone. According to the NY daily news:

The Hiltons then multitasked via BlackBerry, Googling and demanding free dresses while the show was underway. Nicky even e-mailed one poor staffer to say that none of the bags of free things sent to their hotel room "worked" for her, and she'd be needing more.

Later, at the Alice Olivia show, Paris got personal with fellow guests, saying she's "just friends" with "Hills" star Doug Reinhardt and debunking the rumor they've been dating. She then shared she's been in the studio "working on my second album. It's going to be fierce."

Finally, at her birthday dinner, Paris treated the main floor of Butter as if it were a runway, vamping back and forth before heading downstairs to dance on a banquette.

There is good news in all of this. Paris Hilton is now 1 year closer to death. But then so are all of us. That's not fair.

2.18.09 at 12:09:19 PM
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