If you thought it ended with Michael Phelps and his bong or Michael Phelps losing $2k playing beer pong or any of the other things Phelps has done in the last month, you were wrong. It continues. Page Six says:
A spy tells us the human dolphin recently had the windows of his Baltimore house tinted to prevent paparazzi from snapping shots of him at home. According to our source, Phelps has also been "hiding out at strip clubs," since they're the only places he can party with no pictures being taken.
Tinted apartment windows and spending your time at strip clubs? This guy just gets better and better. I would say within days we'll find out he melted his Olympic medals down into a gold toilet seat. Just wait.
