Is that Hulk Hogan in drag? Hmm, that may be a bit too harsh. Maybe it's more accurate to say that Brooke Hogan looks like the love child of Hulk Hogan and a Romanian hooker. Which probably isn't too far from the truth considering what his wife looks like.
Interestingly enough, though, none of this is a bad thing. I think Brooke is hot. And you know what, I like Romanian hookers. Actually, my first love was a Romanian hooker I met in Bucharest when I was thirteen-years-old backpacking through Europe with a church group. In fact, I brought that hooker along with me for the remainder of the trip. Sure, it took some time for the other children to get used to having a 43-year-old hooker seeing the sites with them, but after a few sexual favors, everyone was satisfied.
On that note, I hope these pictures of Brooke can provide similar satisfaction to all of you out there. And if not, there's always Sanjaya. And yes, that is Sanjaya down below looking like a feeble little Indian man beside the tall, powerful sex beast that is Brooke Hogan at the Fox Reality Channel Really Awards yesterday.
Enjoy, kids.
