Nicole Richie Has Another Bun in the Microwave

It turns out Nicole Richie is pregnant again. Joel from Good Charlotte, the father, or at least he hopes so, wrote on his blog:

What's better than winning an Oscar? I am so happy to tell everyone that Harlow is going to be a big sister! God has truly blessed my family. Hope your all feeling as good as i am right now.........

Here's a newsflash in Internet etiquette and tone. When someone points 3 dots, it ALWAYS means whatever they previously wrote didn't complete their thought, yet they're going to hope you fish for it. If they put as many dots as Joel on his blog, it should be taken as a suicide note. No one can be happy and put that many dots. It's just Internet science.

2.23.09 at 11:48:22 AM