Tom Cruise Will Sue Your Face

Ever since Tom Cruise played Les Grossman on Tropic Thunder, I've forgiven him for all of his Scientology shenanigans, but this is pretty funny. TMZ reports:

Tom Cruise is ticked off because a t-shirt company is allegedly planning to use his image on a shmatah that will say "sex addict" on the front and "everything turns me on" on the back.

We've obtained a letter sent by Aaron Moss, Cruise's lawyer, to Addictiontee.com, threatening to sue the pants off the t-shirt company if it goes forward with the product, calling it false advertising and consumer fraud.

The letter also says, "...we believe that such photograph is a fake that has been 'Photoshopped' or otherwise manipulated to make it look like he's wearing your t-shirt."

A spokesman for the t-shirt company says the shirt is in production. And the company is acting none too scared, adding, "We're going into production of a t-shirt inspired by Cruise's attorney with the words 'legal addict' on the front and 'I sue everybody' on the back."

I'm not really sure if they have a case here considering calling a public figure a "sex addict" is more of a compliment than anything else. Keep an eye on this Aaron Moss character and his business. Both will probably disappear by end of the week.

3.02.09 at 10:14:58 AM