So yea, there's been talk about how former Partridge Family kid and Breaking Bonaduce star, Danny Bonaduce, "assaulting" the infamous Jonny Fairplay of Survivor: Pearl Islands. What actually happens in the video is while Jonny was presenting an award at the FOX Reality Really Awards, he jumped on Danny and did what has come to be known as "his signature monkey humping move" on Danny's chest. Bonaduce, having no part of it, just flips him over his head and Jonny lands face-first on the floor.
Earlier in the day TMZ reported that:
Seeing what through? The fact that you humped some dude and he absolutely tossed you on your face? Isn't that just how things work?
Think about it... if I go to the zoo and there's this particularly sassy mountain lion that I've been eying for weeks (not that I actually do things like that... often), and one day I hop the fence and start humping it and it lashes out and bites my face off can I take that mountain lion to court? No! And if I did, there would be only one verdict... that I'm an absolute worthless MORON!!!
But at least in my case, they might understand, sometimes the way those mountain lions look at you... it's like they're asking for it... too far? Yea, sorry... anyway, check out the vid. Laaaaaaaaaaate. I can say things like that to you, because I'm just that cool.
UPDATE: Here is what Jonny Fairplay had to say about the incident in a recent interview.