Chris and Rihanna Might've Gotten Married

After making Rihanna look like she went 6 rounds with Lennox Lewis, there's a rumor that Chris Brown married her last weekend. According to Star:

..the couple had a tearful face-to-face meeting, during which an emotional Chris apologized, begged for forgiveness and proposed to her on the spot. "All she's ever wanted was to be with him forever," a source tells Star. "Rihanna is looking for the husband-and-two-kids deal before she turns 25. She believes in fairy tales, and she wants to live hers with Chris. She was totally up front and confessed to him, 'I can't live without you'

What the hell is up with these two dirtballs? This is proof that talent, money, and fame mean absolutely nothing for your intelligence. If this is true, I actually hope Chris does beat her again. And then I hope he shaves her head and makes her walk the streets with a sign that says "Death to Whitey."

3.04.09 at 02:35:08 PM