Chris Brown is Not Alone

In case Chris Brown was feeling like it was a case of him against the world, Amy WineHouse stepped up today and got charged with assault. Sources say:

The ever-troubled singer was charged today for allegedly assaulting a fan during an incident last year. Wino allegedly smacked around a woman who had the audacity to ask Amy for her picture.

She'll be back in court March 17.

These two are awesome, Chris Brown and Amy Winehouse. All young people aspiring to become famous, pay attention - these should be your role models. Do something crazy and I'll write about you every day. Maybe snort some crack off of gay midget or decapitate a photographer.

Now here are the most normal Amy Winehouse pictures I've ever seen.

3.06.09 at 09:04:36 AM