Britney Spears may be heading back to rehab!
TMZ tells us:
But, don't worry, Britney fans, she'll be back soon... because:
I think this is good for Britney, Antigua is a nice place. I once spent time in Antigua as a young lad after I snuck over there in the cargo section of a passenger plane leaving northern England. There, I spent many years speaking with numerous politically charged locals in an attempt to form a small revolutionary group. Unfortunately, the attempt quickly failed because I was an inexperienced twelve-year-old orphan boy at the time and/or because Antigua, at the time, was a successful democracy.
It was at that point that I moved forward from my failure and spent the rest of my time drinking an endless supply of locally distilled rum and sexually experimented with a number of native Antiguans.
Because of my unique experience, I'm confident that all Britney needs to get back on track is to head over to a nice Caribbean vacation spot that provides her with unlimited amounts of booze and a consequence free enivornment. She'll have her kids back in no time.
