Kate Beckinsale is absolutely gorgeous. I love English women to begin with, so she definitely had a bit of a head-start... but regardless, she's beautiful.
So, of course, she didn't need a head-start... the whole being English thing can probably be more accurately described as some kind of bonus. Kind of like that one time I saw these pictures of Petra Nemcova and her beautiful cleavage... then I looked closely and I saw that if you looked at just the right angle, you could see up her skirt... that was one of the greatest bonuses I've ever had in my life.
Well, there's that and also that one time when a homeless man took out some pocket change and bought a junior bacon cheeseburger and fries at the local Wendy's... but he was having alcohol withdrawals and he was real shaky so he dropped a few fries on the ground... I was the first to see him drop them... so after quietly waiting and hoping he didn't notice... I snatched a few few pieces of salty deliciousness... Ahh, nothing like a few free bonus fries with your spicy chicken sandwich. If that's not a bonus, than I don't know what is...
Enough nonsense. Here's Kate Beckinsale being hot getting all rubbed up by the big blue hands of airport security. Ahh, to be a latex glove just for one second!
