Jessica Simpson just did her final concert on a tour marked by daisy dukes, messing up her own lyrics, and granny pants that made her look like a whale. US Mag says:
The singer, 28, played the last show on her "Bob Your Head Tour" (with Rascal Flatts) Saturday in Irvine, Calif.
At her final show, the singer (who was back in Daisy Dukes) continued to have a few on-stage mishaps. She flubbed the opening lyrics to "Remember That," a song about being in an abusive relationship.
"Oops! I said whiskey too early! I messed up!" she said before starting the song over. "I'm so embarrassed! But I'm starting over again because I really want you guys to hear the lyrics the right way."
While singing "Still Don't Stop Me", she also mixed up the opening line, blushing and running her fingers through her hair.
"I messed up again! I do this all the time!" she said, laughing.
At her final show, the singer (who was back in Daisy Dukes) continued to have a few on-stage mishaps. She flubbed the opening lyrics to "Remember That," a song about being in an abusive relationship.
"Oops! I said whiskey too early! I messed up!" she said before starting the song over. "I'm so embarrassed! But I'm starting over again because I really want you guys to hear the lyrics the right way."
While singing "Still Don't Stop Me", she also mixed up the opening line, blushing and running her fingers through her hair.
"I messed up again! I do this all the time!" she said, laughing.
I think I speak for myself and especially the members of her band when I say thank God her tour is over. I can't deal with anymore stories about her fat legs or slow brain. She needs to go home where she's safe and can eat all the ice cream she wants.
