Amy Winehouse Pleads Retarded

Amy Winehouse was in court yesterday for assaulting a fan last year. Her plea was not guilty. AP reports:

Winehouse, who has been in and out of rehab, looked healthier than in recent appearances and appeared to be in good spirits. She covered her bosom in faux modesty as she entered the courtroom.

Once inside the City of Westminster Magistrates' Court, she confirmed her name and date of birth and pleaded not guilty to a charge of common assault. Winehouse gave her name as Amy Jade Civil. Her husband of two years, Blake Fielder-Civil, has filed for divorce.

Her lawyer, Mark Haslam, apologized for what he called the singer's slightly late arrival in court, saying she had left her north London home more than two hours earlier but had been delayed.

The real question is, why was she delayed? Was she busy snorting coke out of a pregnant woman's belly button? Hmm..probably.

3.17.09 at 01:38:11 PM