Of course I'm lying, and Angelina Jolie is only being arrested on the set of her latest movie, "Salt." According to IMDB, this is what it's about: When CIA officer Evelyn Salt is outed as a Russian sleeper spy, she evades capture by those who are convinced she's aiming to assassinate the president.
So basically another cookie cutter action movie where Angelina kicks everyone's ass and everything that happens is predictable. Ok, I'm sold.